6.18.2006

(607/216/440) Mochas.

Now that I've declared this "Post More Posts" policy, I need to, yes, post a post.

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Q: How does one escape a mocha addiction?

It started in Ithaca, NY. I began going to Juna's Cafe in the Commons on a regular basis in search of a boost. Chai didn't quite cut it-- I needed something more. Coffee worked, if I could stand the heartburn it gave me as side effect. Lattes were good but often bitter. And then, yes, I tried it. Mocha. The beginning of an enjoyable addiction.
+ Then I began my search for the Perfect Mocha. Juna's was good + so was Autumn Leaves.... but Gimme Coffee won out the town w/ it's Mocha Choka (mocha + extra espresso).

Now that I'm back in Ohio the search for the Perfect Mocha has been rekindled. In Ashtabula County, yr lucky if you can find a mocha w/ soy. But in Cleveland I've weaned put my favorites. Starbucks isn't even an option, my dears. Starbucks=hell no for a variety of reasons of which I'll mention later. That leaves the Caribou, Phoenix + Arabica as the chains. (I'll soon whittle my faves down to the local, unique, 1 location shops later on). Arabica doesn't have a mocha w/ soy--rather, they have Voltaires which are more coffee than espresso. Caribou has really, really rich mochas, so if you wanna feel fat or overindulgent, opt for Caribou. This leaves Phoenix, which I will say, wins out the town for the Perfect Mocha. In Lakewood, I prefer the Cafe Phoenix (a bit pricey but well worth it) which is a mocha + extra shots. Hell yes, I'm all about the buzz. The downtown location I prefer, only b/c a Cafe Phoenix is aptly called a Speedball.

+ I like telling people I just had a speedball :)

Q: Even though mochas average to about $3.50 a pop, is this an addiction I really wanna escape??

4 comments:

Nick said...

I can imagine you as an adventurer. Seeking the wilds for your prey. Looking for the perfect mocha.

You could after a while make a really good review of the Cleveland area of great Mochas. Maybe see if you can submit to various local papers.

Nick said...

Maybe they are life's pleasures? Not really an addiction?

Nick said...

An addiction is when you become depressed or suffer from withdrawels, or you become frustated or crazy if you can't have what you want. Or feel you NEED that item. I know I have ONE addiction.

Nick said...

Sorry bored at work - we are SOOOO SLOW! We are 5-10 minutes between calls and all of my cube mates left early. I need the vacation hours so I can take some days off in July so I am stuck here...

But I just noticed: "Luckily, I'll soon be living on the westside of Cleveland, where I can further pursue this early-morning desire."

GO SARAH GO SARAH! :D